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NEWS & PITHY COMMENTS - 2018
United States
David Deniston Smith, CEO of Sinclair Broadcast Group, arrested in Baltimore in 1996 for "committing an unnatural and perverted sex act." No wonder he supports Trump. And David Deniston? Where have we heard that name before? David Dennison, Trump's porn name with Stormy Daniels!
Neo-Confederate Virginia GOP senate candidate Corey Stewart calls Arlington County "occupied territory." In the Republican Party, the kooky fringe is now acceptable.
| Kansas man turned in by right-wing country hicks for displaying a Malaysian flag. The rubes called the flag a U.S. flag desecrated by "ISIS symbols." |
| Jared and Ivanka helicopter had engine failure en route to New York from DC. Last time members of the Trump's crime empire "knew too much," their helicopter crashed en route to Atlantic City from New York. |
iHeartMedia, Inc. files for bankruptcy. Hooray! Bain Capital-operated company carries the following radio trash that will hopefully be consigned to the dustbin of the radio frequency spectrum, forever: America Now with Meghan McCain, The Glenn Beck Program, The Rush Limbaugh Show, The Sean Hannity Show, Coast to Coast AM with George Noory,
The Mark Levin Show, and The Dave Ramsey Show. |
| In what will known in history as the "Tuesday Morning Massacre," Trump fires Undersecretary of State for public diplomacy and public affairs Steve Goldstein. Goldstein, like Tillerson, came out of the oil industry. He had been Senior Vice President of BP Global Solutions before taking job at State. |
| Trump personal assistant John McEntee fired by Trump, escorted from White House grounds. There has never been a shakier administration in U.S. history. |
| Tillerson fired as Secretary of State. CIA director Mike Pompeo to State and Gina Haspel, aka "Ms. Torture," as CIA director. Trump is going full neocon with John Bolton now seen regularly at the White House and in line to replace McMaster as National Security Adviser. |
| Foreign Service Officer sues Infowars, Alex Jones, and Jones's gay alt-right colleague Jim Hoft of Gateway Pundit for defamation. Brennan Gilmore claims defendants made “false and defamatory” statements regarding his filming of Charlottesville protest. |
| Trump calls for death penalty for drug dealers. In a speech worthy of Robert Mugabe, Trump lashes out at media figures and Reagan. |
Move to make Billy Graham's birthday a national holiday. Only if the holiday is shared with George Carlin, Sam Kinison, and Richard Pryor.
Trump praises Chinese President's life term in office. Trump says "maybe we'll give that a shot some day." Be careful what you wish for Trump.
Haley condemns world leaders who believe in "conspiracy theories." She conveniently forgets about her boss and reported fuck partner.
U.S. relations with countries around the world in total free fall. Trump's "shithouse" comments result in diplomatic protests worldwide.
| Haley irritates the UN Security Council for her Iran interference. French envoy says if Iran is relevant to the council, Ferguson, Missoury should also have been. |
| Pennsylvania police chief arranged for sex with minor, arranged to meet 14-year old at Sheetz. His career has gone to sheetz. |
| "I, Neo-Con" - the Foreign Policy of Emperor Trump. Like Emperor Claudius, Trump is afraid of being poisoned, so he eats McDonald's food, which is a slow-acting poison. From the new book "Fire and Fury" -- "Trump, in fact, found the White House to be vexing and even a little scary. He retreated to his own bedroom — the first time since the Kennedy White House that a presidential couple had maintained separate rooms. In the first days, he ordered two television screens in addition to the one already there, and a lock on the door, precipitating a brief standoff with the Secret Service, who insisted they have access to the room. He reprimanded the housekeeping staff for picking up his shirt from the floor: “If my shirt is on the floor, it’s because I want it on the floor.” Then he imposed a set of new rules: Nobody touch anything, especially not his toothbrush. (He had a longtime fear of being poisoned, one reason why he liked to eat at McDonald’s — nobody knew he was coming and the food was safely premade.) Also, he would let housekeeping know when he wanted his sheets done, and he would strip his own bed." Trump likely pisses and shits his bed, the reason why he strips his own sheets. He is afraid of someone poisoning his food or his toothbrush. Trump actually makes Claudius appear rather sane. |
| Trump accuses Pakistan of "lies and deceit." Trump has now driven Pakistan into the Chinese orbit. |
Canada
NWT premier shuffles Cabinet. Premier Bob McLeod takes over portfolio for NWT Power Corporation.
National Firearms Association, Canada's version of the NRA, pushing back against gun control legislation. Alberta is at center of gun culture.
Canada's anti-Russian Ukrainian Foeign Minister announces expulsion of Russian diplomats from Ottawa and Montreal. Chrystia Freeland is a supporter of Ukrainian neo-Nazi groups.
Election data mining in Canada pioneered by Conservative Party. Then joined by the Liberals.
Trump made up trade information prior to meeting with Trudeau. Trump is less intelligent than Rush Limbaugh's anal cyst.
Drug-dealing Doug Ford becomes new Tory leader in Canada. Brother of Toronto's late mayor Rob Ford, sold hashish in 1980s.
Canadian man offers to share land stolen from Native Americans with Native American family. Effort inspired by increasing anti-Native racism in Canada.
La Malbaie, Quebec becomes fortress in preparation for G-7 summit. It will be Trump's first official visit to Canada.
Trudeau threatens to leave NAFTA rather than accept a bad deal from Trump. Another blow to Washington-Ottawa relations.
Ontario Tory party's computers hit by ransomware attacks. Constituent Information Management System (CIMS) attacked.
Venezuela rejects Canadian interference in its domestic affairs. Canadian neocon Foreign Minister leading anti-Venezuela crusade.Canadian Right suffers two major resignations as a result of sex scandals: Ontario Tory leader Patrick Brown resigns ahead of provincial election. Nova Scotia Tory leader resigns over sexual harassment charges. Fucking perverted right-wingers. USS Little Rock trapped by winter ice in Canadian bay. Navy ship trapped since December.Formerly Top Secret CSIS paper warns of the rise of cryptocurrencies and job-eliminating technologies. Meanwhile, Donald Trump can't figure out how to use anything but Twitter.
Latin America
Caribbean
Haiti prepares for CARICOM summit. 14 Caribbean heads of government will meet in Port-au-Prince.
St. Vincent PM rejects US interfrence in Venezuela. Ralph Gosalves says Latin America and Caribbean are not America's front or back yards.Dutch government assumes direct rule in St. Eustatius. This is standard practice with colonial powers: in Turks and Caicos, Norfolk Island, Puerto Rico, and St. Maarten it's the same story. Trump's ambassador-designate to Barbados/Eastern Caribbean states pushed conspiracy theories worthy of Alex Jones and Breitbart. The Caribbean does not need this fuckwad Leandro Rizzuto Jr. causing trouble while claiming diplomatic immunity.
Cuba condemns Trump's "shithole" remarks on Haiti, El Salvador, and African states. Calls Trump's comments "racist, denigrating and gross."
Europe
Syphilitic, mummified corpse of woman in Switzerland discovered to be relative of Boris Johnson. Looks like syphilis runs in the family.
Middle East
South Asia
Security forces storm Maldivian Supreme Court. Trump is taking notes.
Rajasthan and Madhya Pradesh want film banned. Hindu extremists protest against historical film.
China increases patrols along Sino-Indian border. Border flare-ups possible in Demchok, Chumar, Pangong Tso and Spanggur Gap in Ladakh, Kaurik in Himachal Pradesh, Barahoti in Uttarakhand, and Namkha Chu, Sumdorong Chu, Asaphila and Dibang Valley in Arunachal Pradesh, as well as Doklam Pass in Sikkim.
China to build naval base off port of Gwadar, Pakistan. Trump has handed Pakistan over to China.
East and Southeast Asia
Belarussian model in Thai jail says she has information on Trump and Oleg Deripaska. Nastya Rybka, aka Anastasia Vashukevich, wants to exchange information for freedom.
Ex-Jakarta Governor Basuki Tjahaja Purnama (Ahok) files for judicial review over his blasphemy conviction. Ahok, a Christian, sentenced to prison for "insulting" Islam.
Duterte orders foreign research ships from China, Japan, South Korea and the United States out of Philippines waters. Duterte renamed Benham Rise the Philippines Rise.
China and Singapore to deepen defense ties. Chinese and Singaporean defense minister hold talks in Singapore.
Africa
Sudan President Bashir says Russia will modernize Sudanese army. Russia may have bases on Red Sea.
Cameroon and Chad receive Cessna surveillance aircraft from U.S. AFRICOM refuses to disclose equipment on planes.
Trump meets Rwandan dictator Paul Kagame in Davos. Authoritarian pricks do attract one another.
ANC executive discussing Zuma's departure. Deputy President Ramaphosa wants Zuma to resign so he can take over South African presidency.
South Africa protests to U.S. embassy over Trump's "shithole" remarks. South Africa calls remarks "crude and offensive."
Oceania
Nauru cuts ties with Australian High Court. Australian court has served as Nauru's Court of Appeal since 1976.
Allan Endresz, the Cook Islands millionaire scam artist. Island state is a magnet for business fraudsters.
China places acoustic sensor arrays in Challenger Deep and off Yap in Pacific. Sensors designed to monitor US submarines based in Guam.
Hindu temple break-ins reported in Fiji. Third temple vandalized in two weeks.
Electoral rolls expanded for New Caledonia to include more native-born Kanaks. Independence referendum set for this year.
Polar Regions
Oil drilling banned in Lofoten Islands. Area represents prime fishing waters.
China commits to Arctic environmental protection. Meanwhile, Trump gives green light for oil spills in the Arctic National Wildlife Reserve.
Denmark and Greenland sign agreement to clean up U.S. military waste. Greenland took Denmark to the UN over American garbage and toxic materials left on island.
The Final Frontier
Center of Milky Way galaxy has thousands of black holes. Some 10,000 surround the massive one at the center of the galaxy.
Search for life focuses on Mars, gas giant moons. Enceladus, Europa, and Titan all prospects.
Humans on cusp of discovering alien life. Before 2025 say experts.
Massive storm ending on Neptune. Storm has raged for hundreds of years. Nice to know the Neptunians can finally go outside.
New Horizons takes photos of Kuiper Belt objects and dwarf planets. Probe is fifth to venture beyond the outer planets.
First extra-galactic planets discovered. They're only 3.8 billion years away.
Winds blow wrong way on "hot Jupiter" exoplanet. Planet is called CoRot-2b. Can't they come up with more interesting names?
Miniature probes being designed to find signs of life on Mars, Europa, and Enceladus. Probes to examine DNA evidence.
Polar ice reserves on moon? Lava tubes provide clues.
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